IN THE FUTURE, SEX IS ANCIENT HISTORY...
That's the goal of the puritanically evil Purity Foundation; no more sex.
Fanny Leuber, of the Siemann Sex Institute, needs to stop that from happening. To save human sexuality, she'll have to resort to every kinky trick on earth... and some that are truly out of this world.
This is science fiction that's funnier than a night at the comedy club, and hotter than a day on the sun.
THE SEXPERTS: KINKY SECRETS OF THE ALIEN by Melinda DuChamp
In space, no one can hear you squee...
Filled with ridiculous humor and steaming-hot sex scenes, Kinky Secrets of The Alien is another hilarious, romantic, and downright naughty adventure for readers who are daring enough.
It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:
"Sci-fi and kink? Sign me up!" - A reader who likes sci-fi and kink and signing up for things
"Sexy, smart, and hysterical. This is a spicy romance that brings the heat." - A reader who wishes to remain anonymous
"Joannie Flackendorf? Is that you?" - A reader who recognizes that previous anonymous reader
"No. It's someone else." - Joannie Flackendorf
"This is the penetrating finale to the futuristic trilogy. Heh heh, I made a pun." - A reader who likes puns
"Melinda DuChamp is a wickedly funny writer and totally brilliant." - Probably not Melinda DuChamp
"It's... a lot." - A reader overwhelmed by the sheer amount of depravity in this book
"I LOVE THIS BOOK. I'M NOT YELLING. MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK." - A man who needs a new keyboard
"This type of book is written for people who like this type of book." - A woman who understands
"Ok, that was me. These are all me." - Melinda DuChamp
So what are you waiting for? Read this book right now!
That's the goal of the puritanically evil Purity Foundation; no more sex.
Fanny Leuber, of the Siemann Sex Institute, needs to stop that from happening. To save human sexuality, she'll have to resort to every kinky trick on earth... and some that are truly out of this world.
This is science fiction that's funnier than a night at the comedy club, and hotter than a day on the sun.
THE SEXPERTS: KINKY SECRETS OF THE ALIEN by Melinda DuChamp
In space, no one can hear you squee...
Filled with ridiculous humor and steaming-hot sex scenes, Kinky Secrets of The Alien is another hilarious, romantic, and downright naughty adventure for readers who are daring enough.
It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:
"Sci-fi and kink? Sign me up!" - A reader who likes sci-fi and kink and signing up for things
"Sexy, smart, and hysterical. This is a spicy romance that brings the heat." - A reader who wishes to remain anonymous
"Joannie Flackendorf? Is that you?" - A reader who recognizes that previous anonymous reader
"No. It's someone else." - Joannie Flackendorf
"This is the penetrating finale to the futuristic trilogy. Heh heh, I made a pun." - A reader who likes puns
"Melinda DuChamp is a wickedly funny writer and totally brilliant." - Probably not Melinda DuChamp
"It's... a lot." - A reader overwhelmed by the sheer amount of depravity in this book
"I LOVE THIS BOOK. I'M NOT YELLING. MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK." - A man who needs a new keyboard
"This type of book is written for people who like this type of book." - A woman who understands
"Ok, that was me. These are all me." - Melinda DuChamp
So what are you waiting for? Read this book right now!