She’s a walking calamity and a mental breakdown waiting to happen. But I promised to keep her safe, so I will—even if I have to kidnap her to do it.
Melody James is my best friend’s younger sister. Before he left to follow his vocation as a dog groomer in Bogalusa, he made me promise I would take care of her.Little did I know Melody is a catastrophe magnet. When she cooks, the kitchen catches fire; when she takes a bath, she ends up slipping and hitting her head; when she starts a new job, not a week goes by before she’s sacked and sued for destroying expensive company equipment.
Just as I’m about to beg my friend to free me from this hopeless vow, he dies, the bastard. And now I’m stuck.
Protecting Melody is a full time job, which is complicated even more by the fact she loathes me with all the might of her clumsy little heart. But there’s nothing for it—I promised.
I guess I should kidnap her before she electrocutes herself with the Christmas lights. Wish me luck!
This is a spicy Christmas novella with ridiculous fun, darkish fluff, and piping hot spice. Perfect read for one evening!