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Weird Sex Tales

(2013)
A collection of stories by

This erotic bundle contains four strange stories of sexual encounters with the most unlikely of "men." Warning: Explicit adult content!

Garden Gnome Sex Party

When Jenny adds a little whimsical flavor to her garden with a trio of gnome statues, she never suspects what's in store. When the sun goes down, Jenny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!

Three on one action, hard pointy hats, and gnomehoods as big as any man's! 3300 words.

Robo-Dong Deluxe

After a hard day's work, April comes home to find a huge box on her doorstep. Instead of the regular vibrator she ordered, someone has sent her a sex robot designed to pleasure a woman in every possible way. April is in for the night of her life when she takes Robo-Dong Deluxe for a spin!

Foot rubs, robot love, and triple-pronged vibrating action! 3000 words.

I Boinked the Puppet

Aspiring ballerina Emily doesn't like her job as a backup dancer on the "Dongo the Puppet" show. When she stays late to get a wardrobe malfunction repaired, Dongo catches her ballet dancing, and Emily finds out what it's like to dance on puppet strings!

Puppet sex, bondage, domination, and a big green monster who knows how to please a woman! 4000 words.

Stuffed by Teddy

Samantha is home from college for the summer, sorry to leave her new boyfriend behind. When he calls her up for a steamy phone sex session in her childhood bedroom, her favorite teddy bear comes to life, and Samantha's the one who gets stuffed!

Wet fur, a felt tongue, and a sex toy with a mind of its own! 3000 words.