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This Sentient Lesbian Whoopee Cushion Gets Me Off For April Fools' Day

(2026)
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Lola already isn’t a fan of April Fools’ Day, but when an office prank gets her fired and someone tows her car as a silly joke, her opinion of it goes from bad to worse. It also doesn’t hurt that the only one offering her a ride is a sentient whoopee cushion.

But when Lola accepts the lift, she suddenly finds herself questioning all of her preconceived notions about this notorious prank tool. Together, they chart a path towards a better April Fools’ Day, one where boundaries are respected but there’s still plenty of fun to go around.

Fortunately, the fun they find themselves wrapped up in is more than a little erotic.

This hardcore tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on sentient whoopee cushion action and lesbian pranking device love.