An enchanted painting that gets gayer and gayer. A well-hung bigfoot on the wing of a plane. A haunted house haunted by a haunted house.
If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle’s Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 5, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...
MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED BY THIS HAUNTED HOUSE AND HE POUNDS MY BUTT
TWILIGHT BONE: POUNDED BY THAT HANDSOME BIGFOOT HIDING ON THE WING OF MY PLANE WHOSE WIENER IS HUGE
I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND
THIS HANDSOME SENTIENT BOWLING PIN SPLITS MY ASS ALSO HE IS A GHOST
HEAD BY DAYLIGHT
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GAY
POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY WOLFCAR ON THE FULL MOON
Reader beware, you’re in for a boner!
If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle’s Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 5, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...
MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED BY THIS HAUNTED HOUSE AND HE POUNDS MY BUTT
TWILIGHT BONE: POUNDED BY THAT HANDSOME BIGFOOT HIDING ON THE WING OF MY PLANE WHOSE WIENER IS HUGE
I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND
THIS HANDSOME SENTIENT BOWLING PIN SPLITS MY ASS ALSO HE IS A GHOST
HEAD BY DAYLIGHT
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GAY
POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY WOLFCAR ON THE FULL MOON
Reader beware, you’re in for a boner!