Not Pounded By The Sentient Teslo Flying Car Because It's Obviously Fake But I'm Sure People Who Think The Pirates At Theme Parks Are Real And Birthday Party Magicians Are Actual Wizards Are Pumped
(2026)A Story by Chuck Tingle
When journalist Jamie Porpins is invited to witness the world’s first flying car in person, she’s not quite as excited as you might think. The problem is Elon Muggs, the car’s developer and notorious liar.
Feeling skeptical, Jamie flies to the Teslo Testing Facility. It’s here that her suspicions are confirmed, quickly learning that the demonstration is a farce and this ‘flying car’ is actually a hollowed-out stunt vehicle. But will that matter to Elon’s goofball supporters?
But things take a wild turn with Jamie runs into a sentient actor car named Korp, the very car who was hired to portray the next Teslo Rodster. Together, the two of them are determined to crack this case in the heart of Texas!
This important tale is 4,200 words of fake flying vehicle demonstrations and non-sexual adventure between buds.
Feeling skeptical, Jamie flies to the Teslo Testing Facility. It’s here that her suspicions are confirmed, quickly learning that the demonstration is a farce and this ‘flying car’ is actually a hollowed-out stunt vehicle. But will that matter to Elon’s goofball supporters?
But things take a wild turn with Jamie runs into a sentient actor car named Korp, the very car who was hired to portray the next Teslo Rodster. Together, the two of them are determined to crack this case in the heart of Texas!
This important tale is 4,200 words of fake flying vehicle demonstrations and non-sexual adventure between buds.