Kinky Secrets of Alice vs Frankenstein
(2022)(The sixth book in the Kinky Secrets Of Alice series)
A novel by Melinda DuChamp
JUST WHEN THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY KINKIER...
After taming the lecherous vampire Count Dracula and solving the kinky mystery of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Alice sets her course to 1897 Germany to challenge a brilliant scientist and the monster he has created.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein has discovered the secret of life. Creating it... but not living it. He has no interest in frivolity of any sort, especially when it is carnal in nature.
Alice can accept that. What she can't accept is the doctor's evil plot to make the entire world lose interest in sex.
As Alice works to foil Frankenstein's plans, she runs across all sorts of strange beings. A hulking creature yearning for love. A sexy werewolf with a dark past. A hunchback who isn't what he seems. And then her two previous lovers, Drac and Hyde, show up to complicate things.
Saving the world makes for some very strange, very erotic bedfellows. It also makes for complicated love triangles and scorching hot scenes that are so not vanilla...
KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE VS FRANKENSTEIN
A dungeon of depraved desires... plus spanking.
Kinky Secrets of Alice Vs Frankenstein completes the story arc that began in Alice Vs Dracula and continued in Alice Vs Dr. Jekyll. Will there be a happily ever after? Or just countless happy endings? This book is about 200 paper pages long.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:
"This book will turn you on and make you laugh, often at the same time." - Anonymous
"It is twelve o'clock yet?" - Anoonymous
"I didn't understand the above quote. Oh, wait. Anoonymous. Noon. Nice." - A pun loving weirdo
"Mary Shelley invented science fiction. Melinda DuChamp invented kinky smut that makes you bust a gut laughing. Philo Farnsworth invented television." - A reader overly concerned about who invented what
"This book is so hot I ran out of batteries. Twice." - A woman who needs to switch to a Hitachi wand
"Is Frankenstein in the public domain? Is this allowed?" - A man overly concerned about copyright
"It's exactly like the movie Titanic. Except without the boat. And all the stuff that happened in that movie. Plus this book has a lot of graphic sex and bad jokes. But other than that, it's like the exact same thing." - A reader who doesn't understand how comparisons work
"POW! BAM! ZAP! BANG!" - A reader who likes onomotopoeia
"What's onomotopoeia?" - A reader who needs a dictionary
"Thank goodness my Kindle is waterproof." - A reader who really got into this book
"Is that electrosex scene real? I'm asking for a friend." - She's not really asking for a friend
"If Mary Shelley wasn't already dead, this would kill her. And Percy, too." - Anonymous
"You need to read this series. Right now. I mean it." - She means it
What are you waiting for? Read this book immediately!
After taming the lecherous vampire Count Dracula and solving the kinky mystery of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Alice sets her course to 1897 Germany to challenge a brilliant scientist and the monster he has created.
Dr. Victor Frankenstein has discovered the secret of life. Creating it... but not living it. He has no interest in frivolity of any sort, especially when it is carnal in nature.
Alice can accept that. What she can't accept is the doctor's evil plot to make the entire world lose interest in sex.
As Alice works to foil Frankenstein's plans, she runs across all sorts of strange beings. A hulking creature yearning for love. A sexy werewolf with a dark past. A hunchback who isn't what he seems. And then her two previous lovers, Drac and Hyde, show up to complicate things.
Saving the world makes for some very strange, very erotic bedfellows. It also makes for complicated love triangles and scorching hot scenes that are so not vanilla...
KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE VS FRANKENSTEIN
A dungeon of depraved desires... plus spanking.
Kinky Secrets of Alice Vs Frankenstein completes the story arc that began in Alice Vs Dracula and continued in Alice Vs Dr. Jekyll. Will there be a happily ever after? Or just countless happy endings? This book is about 200 paper pages long.
WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:
"This book will turn you on and make you laugh, often at the same time." - Anonymous
"It is twelve o'clock yet?" - Anoonymous
"I didn't understand the above quote. Oh, wait. Anoonymous. Noon. Nice." - A pun loving weirdo
"Mary Shelley invented science fiction. Melinda DuChamp invented kinky smut that makes you bust a gut laughing. Philo Farnsworth invented television." - A reader overly concerned about who invented what
"This book is so hot I ran out of batteries. Twice." - A woman who needs to switch to a Hitachi wand
"Is Frankenstein in the public domain? Is this allowed?" - A man overly concerned about copyright
"It's exactly like the movie Titanic. Except without the boat. And all the stuff that happened in that movie. Plus this book has a lot of graphic sex and bad jokes. But other than that, it's like the exact same thing." - A reader who doesn't understand how comparisons work
"POW! BAM! ZAP! BANG!" - A reader who likes onomotopoeia
"What's onomotopoeia?" - A reader who needs a dictionary
"Thank goodness my Kindle is waterproof." - A reader who really got into this book
"Is that electrosex scene real? I'm asking for a friend." - She's not really asking for a friend
"If Mary Shelley wasn't already dead, this would kill her. And Percy, too." - Anonymous
"You need to read this series. Right now. I mean it." - She means it
What are you waiting for? Read this book immediately!
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