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His Package

(2018)
(The fourth book in the Objects of Attraction series)
A novel by

His package ended up inside my box.
Calm down, perv. My mailbox.
As soon as I saw what was inside,
I knew two things:
It belonged to my hot neighbor, and he had a dirty secret.


Normally, I was more of a cat person. As in, if I had to choose who lives, I’m going to take the cat nine times out of ten. It’s not that I particularly like cats, I just don’t particularly like most people.

My neighbor wasn’t most people. He lived in the apartment across the hall, and he was your typical, buttoned-up, fancy shoes, smells like a Calvin Klein commercial, looks like he actually flosses kind of guy. I mean, seriously? Wasn’t flossing just made up by dentists so they could go on their little power trips once every six months?

The point was, this guy very obviously had his life all put together. He was Mr. Perfect, and If you asked me, he needed to be brought down a few pegs to wallow with the rest of us.

Cue his long, thick, package penetrating my tight little mailbox.

I know. It’s absolutely sick. It was such an obvious ploy to hit on me. Forget the fact that the mail lady put it there, my neighbor and I both knew what kind of game he was playing. Oh yeah, we totally knew. It was on. It was in, if you would.

I accidentally dropped a knife on the package a few times back in my apartment. It basically sprang open on its own, and I had no choice but to look inside.

His dirty little secret was staring me right in the face. As it turned out, Mr. Perfect wasn’t so perfect. Who knew?

Hint: I knew. And I was absolutely going to enjoy every second of what was coming.


Paperback Editions

December 2018 : Paperback
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Title: His Package
Author(s): Penelope Bloom
ISBN: 1-79131-719-7 / 978-1-79131-719-5
Publisher: Independently published
Availability: Amazon   Amazon UK   Amazon CA   Amazon AU   


Audio Editions

March 2021 : Audio CD
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Title: His Package (Objects of Attraction)
Author(s): Penelope Bloom
Publisher: Tantor Audio
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March 2021 : Audio CD
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Title: His Package (The Objects of Attraction Series)
Author(s): Penelope Bloom
Publisher: Tantor and Blackstone Publishing
Availability: Amazon   Amazon AU   


July 2020 : Audio CD
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Title: His Package Lib/E (Objects of Attraction Series Lib/E)
Author(s): Penelope Bloom
Publisher: Tantor Audio
Availability: Amazon   


July 2020 : USA Audio edition
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Title: His Package: Objects of Attraction Series, Book 4
Author(s): Penelope Bloom
Publisher: Tantor Audio
Availability: Amazon   


July 2020 : Canada Audio edition
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Title: His Package: Objects of Attraction Series, Book 4
Author(s): Penelope Bloom
Publisher: Tantor Audio
Availability: Amazon CA   


Kindle Editions

December 2018 : USA, Australia, Canada, UK Kindle edition
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Title: His Package (Objects of Attraction Book 4)
Author(s): Penelope Bloom
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