It wasn't easy being the local slayer.
Especially these days, when dragons owned the banks, vampires were peddling health insurance, and demons ran the strip clubs.
Still, I'm not exactly hurting for work. Because no sooner do I finish putting down a wannabe necromancer than I get home to find a woman on my porch with her body tattooed in mystic runes, clutching an eldritch cube, and with a hell of a tale to tell. To make matters worse, there's a cult after her, a wolf-girl biker wants a piece of me (in more ways than one), and the new department store is messing with the time space continuum.
Add in the local kitsune being convinced aliens are real and the government is controlling people's minds through their fillings, monsters bleeding into reality, and nymphs addicted to cheeseburgers, and things are officially complicated.
Ah well. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Shotgun Sorcery is Jay Aury's newest book! Featuring conspiracy theorist kitsunes, biker wolf girls, annoying mascots, and eldritch horrors named Bob, it's sure to delight and entertain.
Especially these days, when dragons owned the banks, vampires were peddling health insurance, and demons ran the strip clubs.
Still, I'm not exactly hurting for work. Because no sooner do I finish putting down a wannabe necromancer than I get home to find a woman on my porch with her body tattooed in mystic runes, clutching an eldritch cube, and with a hell of a tale to tell. To make matters worse, there's a cult after her, a wolf-girl biker wants a piece of me (in more ways than one), and the new department store is messing with the time space continuum.
Add in the local kitsune being convinced aliens are real and the government is controlling people's minds through their fillings, monsters bleeding into reality, and nymphs addicted to cheeseburgers, and things are officially complicated.
Ah well. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Shotgun Sorcery is Jay Aury's newest book! Featuring conspiracy theorist kitsunes, biker wolf girls, annoying mascots, and eldritch horrors named Bob, it's sure to delight and entertain.